Saying Prayers in the Streetlight….(Gangsta’s Paradise)
I’m 35, but will I live to see 36? The way things are going….I don’t know.
Shit’s going down in my town. Our fancy facade is beginning to crumble like a Petit-Beurre and I’m concerned that Section 8 housing and an overabundance of domestic vehicles cruising down Main Street is in our very near future.
Time to start locking up tight at night people….it’s getting real out there.
Well….if he is up to no good….it’s smart of him to blend in with the surroundings. Very sophisticated. I think the tell-tale sign though would be whether or not the Beamer has cloth seats….ick.
You know….I too would like to be sure he is, in fact, NOT a vampire.
That’s code for “meet me in Wonder-Woman’s lair!”
She said it…not me.
Wait….there is an area of town referred to as “The Gulch?” WTF….this isn’t Arkansas.
Yes….Jansport backpacks are the very newest thing….right up there with dial-up internet and MySpace.
What does cause backpack wearing, I wonder? Does it start with a fanny pack?
36 likes and no comment on her inappropriate use of the word “your?”
Also, maybe he was afraid if he gave them a sandwich they would keep coming back….like a stray cat.
Either I am painfully unobservant, or I joined the wrong community FB page. Where are all these dumpster diving homeless people hanging out? The only person I’ve ever seen going through my garbage is the guy who drives a Hummer with a trailer attached and collects discarded metal.
Damn straight, Eugene. This is New England.
Trouble on Mansion Road.
I’m not surprised. Everyone knows that unless you live north of Millionaire Terrace and west of Daddy Warbuck’s
Lane, you’re on the wrong side of the tracks.
Who could possibly focus on the tree growing out of the chimney when there is a mish-mash of modern additions to ponder?
Is it located in “The Gulch?”
Well, Marty….they are probably too busy responding to calls regarding Jansport wearing vagabonds and old white guys driving BMW’s.
Sure, sure….that’s what they all say east of Scrooge McDuck Boulevard.
Only in “The Gulch” Alice.
As you should be south of Aaron Spelling Avenue.
Right on, Kelly! It starts with vandalizing golf carts at the country club and ends with a Jansport, a BMW and some crack in The Gulch. Time to scare these little hooligans straight!