I Couldn’t Have Said it Better Myself….3 Quote Challenge….Day 3’ish….
“You know what really chaps my ass?” (Dumb & Dumber)
People who flick their cigarette butts out of car windows.
I notice it nearly every day….people who roll down their windows and toss a still smoking butt onto the roadway or into a water source where it ricochets off another vehicle and/or bumps along the road until it comes to a rest in a pile with all the others of its kind.
Every time I see it, I can almost….quite literally….feel my blood boil.
I begin to consider how easy it would be to follow the person home so as to obtain his/her address….and then hire a dump truck to unload a heap of butts onto his/her front lawn.
I contemplate snapping a drive-by photo of the car, license plate and driver and then starting a website, Twitter feed, Instagram account….all of the above….called “Butt-Head’s.”
I’m seriously considering this one actually….perhaps I should secure the domain now.